Yesterday, I walked by the Parliament of Finland in Helsinki, together with my son. He’s five. I explained to him how all the laws were made in that big house with those big statues in front of it.

“Oh, so, like, are you saying that they say that ‘this is enough, from now on, everybody must have fun on New Year’s Eve’?” he said, pumping his little fist in the air.

I thought we already had that law.