Duane’s world

To You Pakarinen
I am DUANE COKER, the Personal Attorney to a Foreign Contractor, who
worked with a Multinational Oil Firm here in Cotonou Benin republic.
On the December 25, 2003 , my client,Engr. B. J Pakarinen ,a national of your country,an oil Merchant /Contractor with the Federal Government of
Benin,He died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in
airplane Boeing 727 ghastly Air-Crash.
For more about the Air Crash you can visit the CNN web news.
Until his death few years ago on one have call me or ask me anything as his Brother or Sister,
Before his death, he had an account with the bank valued at five Million Five hundred thousand dollars ( 5.5 M USD) at his Bank in Benin here.

Damn you, BJ!

Dear Brother (or Sister) Duane,

I appreciate your taking the time to let me know about the horrible death of Uncle BJ. I’m shocked. Devastated. Speechless.

Even though I never met him, I am sure he was a fine man, and an even finer engineer, a big oilman, and a true patriot of my country.

But what the hell was he doing flying a Boeing 727 for? On Christmas Day, too. The family rule is never to do that. What an idiot.

Sorry. I didn’t mean that. I’m sure Uncle BJ was on an important mission. Are you sure he died in the crash? Maybe he just faked his death like my Uncle Elvis?

I will go back in time right away to check the CNN web news about the ghastly crash.

Anyway, I don’t care about the money. You keep it, Duane.

Sincerely,
You (Me)

8 thoughts on “Duane’s world

  1. According the info i just got there must have been a lot of finns flying that Boeing 727. B/c my uncle B.J Seppänen & family took that same flight too.
    So sorry for your lost!!

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