Jul 28, 08: Scenes with a salad
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FADE IN:
INT. A COFFEESHOP IN DOWNTOWN STOCKHOLM. A MAN IN A SUIT AND A WOMAN IN A SUMMER DRESS ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE.
MAN
TWO LATTES?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL JUST HAVE, UM, A JUICE.
MAN
WANNA MUFFIN?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD.
MAN
HAVE A MUFFIN.
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD, BUT I’M WONDERING IF..
BARISTA
YES..? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
WOMAN
UM, I’D LIKE TO HAVE A SALAD, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAVE ANY, UM, VEGETARIAN SALADS.
BARISTA
VEGETARIAN?
WOMAN
YES, A SALAD WITH NO CHICKEN, PARMA HAM OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT ON IT.
BARISTA
WELL, I DON’T THINK WE HAVE IT.
WOMAN LOOKS AT THE BARISTA. THE BARISTA SMILES AND LOOKS BACK AT THE WOMAN.
BARISTA
IT’S A GREAT IDEA, THOUGH. I’LL TELL MY BOSS.
WOMAN
YEAH, DO THAT.
MAN
A LATTE AND A MUFFIN AND WHATEVER SHE’S HAVING.
FADE OUT.
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INT. A COFFEESHOP IN DOWNTOWN STOCKHOLM. A MAN IN A SUIT AND A WOMAN IN A SUMMER DRESS ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE.
MAN
TWO LATTES?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL JUST HAVE, UM, A JUICE.
MAN
WANNA MUFFIN?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD.
MAN
HAVE A MUFFIN.
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD, BUT I’M WONDERING IF..
BARISTA
YES..? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
WOMAN
UM, I’D LIKE TO HAVE A SALAD, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAVE ANY, UM, VEGETARIAN SALADS.
BARISTA
VEGETARIAN?
WOMAN
YES, A SALAD WITH NO CHICKEN, PARMA HAM OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT ON IT.
BARISTA
WELL, I DON’T THINK WE HAVE IT.
WOMAN LOOKS AT THE BARISTA. THE BARISTA SMILES AND LOOKS BACK AT THE WOMAN.
BARISTA
IT’S A GREAT IDEA, THOUGH. I’LL TELL MY BOSS.
WOMAN
YEAH, DO THAT.
MAN
A LATTE AND A MUFFIN AND WHATEVER SHE’S HAVING.
FADE OUT.
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