Say you have to taste somebody’s water from his water bottle. Quickly: What is the best way to do it?
Right, right.
A friend of mine, Pailu (not his real name) was just on a ten-day vacation which means that he was on his way home after the alleged (yes, I read big newspapers, and watch Matlock) terrorist plot was foiled in the UK, and after the airlines tightened their security measures.
As you know, all kinds of gels and liquids are now a no-no, so the security person in Lisbon wanted to take a closer look at my friend’s, Sailu’s, (this isn’t his real name, either. Same guy, though) water bottle.
His method?
Sticking his finger into the bottle, and licking it. Stick and lick.
Maybe it’s just me, but I think that’s weird.
Yeah, weird.
If raul,probably not his name either, was planning to blow himself up, he wouldnt mind licking his finger, his thumb or his ass for that matter.
And if it was the security guard who licked, he could take the bottle instead, i wouldnt like to drink something that the security had put their fingers in. God knows where that finger has been before, maybe in some gel for pimples?