FADE IN:
INT. A COFFEESHOP IN DOWNTOWN STOCKHOLM. A MAN IN A SUIT AND A WOMAN IN A SUMMER DRESS ARE TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE.
MAN
TWO LATTES?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL JUST HAVE, UM, A JUICE.
MAN
WANNA MUFFIN?
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD.
MAN
HAVE A MUFFIN.
WOMAN
NO, I’LL HAVE A SALAD, BUT I’M WONDERING IF..
BARISTA
YES..? HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
WOMAN
UM, I’D LIKE TO HAVE A SALAD, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAVE ANY, UM, VEGETARIAN SALADS.
BARISTA
VEGETARIAN?
WOMAN
YES, A SALAD WITH NO CHICKEN, PARMA HAM OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT ON IT.
BARISTA
WELL, I DON’T THINK WE HAVE IT.
WOMAN LOOKS AT THE BARISTA. THE BARISTA SMILES AND LOOKS BACK AT THE WOMAN.
BARISTA
IT’S A GREAT IDEA, THOUGH. I’LL TELL MY BOSS.
WOMAN
YEAH, DO THAT.
MAN
A LATTE AND A MUFFIN AND WHATEVER SHE’S HAVING.
FADE OUT.
Ah, the saga continues when she asks the barista if all the vegetables are organically grown!!!
The same thing happened to me yesterday, I tried to find a salad without meat, chicken or fish on it, but it just didn’t exist. You have to buy one and then remove the meats (which of course is the most expensive ingredient.) Onödigt!