It’s not easy being man.

Just look at man’s life in the headlines, and that’s just today.

March 6, 2009:

Man accused of stealing police car, driving drunk
Man jumps off Benicia Bridge during Tuesday commute
Man’s Body Found On Sidewalk Near Fort Pierce
Man wounded in Concord by assailant who asked for marijuana
Man Accused in Bizarre String of Violence Dies
Man, service dog turned away at fairgrounds
Hurried Man Jumps From Plane Just After DFW Landing
Miracle’ man survived 2 days in cold Gulf
Man Offers Store $69 for Klondike Bar After Allegedly Shoplifting
Homeless man attacked for calling himself Jesus Christ
Man Educates Himself Out Of Homelessness
Man arrested for pocketing cash
Gambling regulators try to ban man from casinos
Man wins $1.17 million in Colorado Lotto jackpot
Man Nearly Tossed $250K Mega Millions Ticket
Man seeks dismissal of Internet slur lawsuit
Free man in Sudan
Man Dies After Gorging on 43 Cream, Banana-Filled Pancakes
Man Runs For Ward Six City Council
Man’s Life Changes After Sleep Apnea Treatment
Man charged in conspiracy to steal gold
Sentence Likely Ends Man’s Air Force Career
Man saves family from house fire
Man climbs pole to test new shoe spikes
Danbury crash sends man to emergency room
Man’s false online profile about to rear ugly head
Man reports pickpocket outside Myrtle Beach bar
Man survives being run over by truck
Man Hit by a Train and Survives
Man at border asks for manners, gets pepper spray
Man falls 1 floor at Southdale
Police seek public’s help to find man
Man nails his hand to floor

What’s Man to do?

But, apparently, it’s not easy being a single outdoors woman, either:

“Kayak Found, But Man Still Missing”

Or in a relationship:

“Woman accused of posting man on Craigslist”

Oh, man.