Hovet sweet Hovet

“The affable Helge Berglund claims there are more than a hundred thousand active players and about seven thousand hockey teams in Sweden. How fitting, he reflects, that the Johanneshov isstadion should be the scene of the world championship competition. “The stadium’s fame as the Mecca of ice hockey,” he continues in his own bouncy style, “is once more sustained.”
– Mordecai Richler on the 1963 hockey world championships in Dispatches from the Sporting Life

Call me crazy, call me weird – just call me – but whenever I travel to a new city, I like to go see the hockey arena there. I used to also buy a hockey hat from each city, but stopped doing that after my trip to Rouen, France when I walked a good five kilometers in rain mixed with snow to find the one store that carried hockey hats. So, these days, I buy the hats only if the store that I happen to go into – and I always go to one – has them.

The other arena. Globen.

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Deja view

Remember a while ago when I wrote that “remember a while ago when I wrote that “[t]here is no place – and this is no exaggaration, simply a fact, so I repeat it: no place – a Swede can’t set up a bench, or hasn’t already done so”?”

Well, the other day I went for a walk with the family and I thought about how in the fall I wrote that “I went for a walk and thought about how I said that, and how right I was. I think I may have even said it out loud, ‘that thing you wrote about the benches last summer, on July 14, that was so right on, it was so true.'”

The thing that made me remind myself of that piece that made me remind myself of the other piece was a bench that I saw on my way to the mall.

This one:

Snow trespassing!

Born to be my baby

“It feels so unreal, was it the same for you?”
– Brother-in-law, 48 hours before the arrival of his first-born

Apparently, only four percent of children are born on the actual due date, which, to me, makes the whole concept of having one date simply ludicrous. If that’s the best they can do, why not simply give the parents a good ballpark guestimate, say, a week, and leave it at that.

3/4 of the family.

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United artists

Do you remember the first time you watched a movie on a DVD? What was it?
– Wife, last night

Sometime in 1978, my father brought home two boxes that did wonderful things. Both were really good at just one, of course, but together, they revolutionized the way our household worked.

And sometimes, he'd make his own movies.

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Lost

Last night, I held a pretty decent speech to Son, about owning up to things. About how it takes more courage to stand up and confess a mistake than it takes to … do something else. I can’t remember what the other stuff was, but it was something very macho, and tough, like to do a jedi jump.

I went on a good ten minutes about the importance of being a great loser, and then of course, told him how, at the Olympics, all the players had to walk through the mixed zone and talk about the loss they had just been delivered.

And for good measure, I threw in Henrik Lundqvist’s name because I know it carries some major weight around here. So, if Henke Lundqvist can come ut and talk to the press right after he’s faced four shots and made just one save in one period in an Olympic quarterfinal, then Son can surely muster up some courage to tell me who it really was that spilled that glass of orange juice onto the carpet.

Right?

Great losers aren’t born. They’re made.

Oh man

Man walks into a book store. Man sees a lot of books. Man likes books, so man really likes this particular Vancouver book store because they have a lot of books. Man realizes it’s a second-hand book store and is a little disappointed until he sees a pile of sports books next to a sign that says, “IOC Propaganda”. Man laughs and looks at the propaganda books, and realizes that the old books are cool.

Man goes deeper into the store, finds all kinds of categories he’s never gone through before. Man stops at “Cheyenne-Comanche” section. Man picks up a book, man puts it down. Man goes to “WWI”. Man goes to “Movies-Movie history”. Man finds old magazines. Man goes to fiction, stops at “Mark Twain”. Man goes to “Art”. Man goes “WWII”. Man goes nuts.

Suddenly…

Man stops. Man looks up. Man examines books in front him. Man seems to be sweating a little. Man picks up cell phone from pocket. Man looks like he’s texting somebody.

Man’s not really texting, he’s just a victim of the Bookstore Syndrome.

I'm sure there's a system.

Soupy

So, there I was, walking down Main St in Vancouver BC, when I saw this tiny store from the corner of my eye. The bearded man, in his 50s, walked out the store, and flipped the sign on the door from “open” to something else.

It said, “Gone for a bowl of soup. Back later.”

I thought it was nice. A bowl of soup. Who could blame him, really. Take your time, mister.

This is not soup, just something I saw right before I saw the man who went for the soup.