A-dolf

Yesterday, I interviewed a Finnish wind energy expert who gave me the name of another expert to talk to, this guy a Swedish one.

Nothing special, at all, you’re right. I made a note of the email with the guy’s contact info, but not much more. Today, I copied his email address off the email, typed a message and sent it off. Another day at the office, another interview booked. Five minutes later, I got an error message about the message being undeliverable so I had to send the message again. And because the address was wrong, I had to edit it.

Joe in his 30s

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Slow

In my previous entry I wrote that “I was slow again”, which is actually not really true. I’m not a slow person, at all, but when I typed that I was making a mental reference to one instance where I came late into the picture. I can’t seem to find it anywhere on this blog, even though I was sure I had written about it.

Anyway. This is what happened.

I believe I can fly.

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Now truly lucky

Here’s my childhood hero, Lucky Luke, circa 1979.

Just lucky.

And here’s Luke in 2009.

It's not just luck, he's smart as well.

Turns out he’s not just lucky, he’s smart as well. And, turns out I’m slow again. Apparently, Luke quit smoking and switched the cigarette to a straw in 1983. (Then again, of the 73 albums, only 21 have been published in 1983 or later. I remember him always having that cigarette in his mouth.)

Or, thereabouts. But never losing it.

My town

Last night, a friend of mine was talking to a friend of his about me. And he said that I was from Joensuu, which he knows is a bit of sore point to me, then corrected himself and said, “Well, really, he’s from here but he…” and he glanced at me.

I was born in Helsinki, I lived here until I was 14, and moved back to Helsinki when I was 18.

The man is holding a yellow Stockmann

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Liquorice

Probably the next big thing to come out of Finland: Liquorice. It’s amazing that it hasn’t conquered the world already but I predict that its time has come. It’s delicious, it’s delicious, and it’s delicious.

There’s already a great liquorice store in Stockholm, but if you ever get to Finland try to get your hands on Kouvolan Lakritsi (Kouvola Liquorice). It’s the best liquorice in Finland. And they say so themselves.

A not-so-grand theft

I don’t know how many times I’ve driven through Varkaus on my way to Joensuu where I went to high school and where my father lives, but it must be in the hundreds. And each time, and especially since meeting Jessica and making that trek together with her, I always say out loud: “This city is tops my list of ‘cities I don’t want to live in'”.

Varkaus.

The word means “theft.”

And the image of the city goes downhill from there. Varkaus is mostly hiding under the smoke – which is probably not real smoke but just steam – from the paper mill which is right in the center of the city. There’s a unpleasant smell, and the buildings look a little run-down. I just want to keep driving.

Well, now I have spent a night at a local hotel, and I’m afraid my list stays unchanged. Time to hit the road.

But enough about me. Where would you never want to live?

A room with a view.

Consider yourself warned

Kuopio, a city in the Finnish heartland, some four hours north of Helsinki. Four hours and maybe a couple of years. It used to be about ten, but news travel fast these days.

Kuopio, a city in the heart of Savo, a region known for sneakiness and twisted humor. As the old Finnish proverb goes, “when somebody from Savo talks, the listener bears all responsibility.” And like most clichés, this one is true, and very much alive.

As I arrived to the rink tonight, I was told to go to the door and ask for tickets that had been left for me there. I walked to the door and introduced myself, and said that there should be two tickets for me. The man at the door looked at me and goes, “no tickets here…”

My jaw dropped.

“… but I have your name on the list,” he said, laughing so that his entire body shook.

Talking with these Savo people on April Fool’s Day is just asking for it.

Friendly fire

Being a Finn living in Sweden, I’m in the privileged position of always being right when there’s a question of these two countries. “How dare you question my patriotism for Finland?” or “How dare you tell me that you know better what Swedes are like, I’ve been here for ten years – and my kids are Swedish.” (Or Finnish, depends on who’s asking).

A friend of mine always says I’m living behind the enemy lines. Well, I’m going back to the old country for a few days again, and I thought I’d blog my way through it. So come back and refresh often. (Really, grab that RSS feed while you can).

I’m going deep, too. Kuopio. Rhymes with nothing.

Old hand

Since I have been working from my home office for over five years now, I’m not a regular commuter, and therefore, not a regular subway train passenger. I’d (almost) like to be, I find the subway to be a great place to read and listen to my precious podcasts.

And to get a feel what “they” think. And judging by the trip I made today, people don’t read newspapers as much as they did five years ago. Which is naturally no surprise, we knew that. But now I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

My black book

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