A local businessman was stunned to realize the meeting he attended at lunchtime required no input from him whatsoever.

“I think this proves one of the oldest economic theories wrong. There is such a thing as free lunch,” Kenneth Adam, CFO, said. “I just had one.”

The meeting with a local tax consultant was arranged by Mr. Adam’s PA.

“I did nothing but eat: my PA fixed it all, I didn’t buy anything, and I was totally texting with my buddies all through the lunch, like I always do. I’ll even bill somebody for my time,” he said.

“Frankly, when my business school professor said there was no such thing as free lunch, I believed him. This is mind-boggling.”