Undercover

There are two things a true professional never does.

1. He never works in his underwear. There’s something about underwear that makes any activity seem less professional, no matter how fine the final product is. I’m sure F. Scott Fitzgerald didn’t write Great Gatsby in his underwear. That’s why I’m writing this entry fully clothed. In this case, Speedos are also considered underwear.

2. He never goes to a meeting without a bag. A suitcase, a messenger bag or the like, but never a backpack. It doesn’t matter what’s in it. It can be a lunch sandwich, a newspaper, notes, even underwear (as long as it stays in the bag), it doesn’t matter, but the bag has to be there or you might as well yell, “I don’t know what I’m doing” when you enter the meeting room.

Now, go take over the world.

Not a pro.

A list

I’m not much of a list maker, but I am married to one. So, this one’s for the lady in the house: My Top 10 memorable movie quotes (in response to the Brits’ list). My list consists of lines I actually use in real life, regularly, sad as it may seem.

10. “You’re the doc, Doc”, Back To The Future.
9. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”, Gone With The Wind
8. “I broke the window again”, A Night at the Roxbury
7. “Trade me right fucking now,” Slapshot
6. “The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good”, Wall Street

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The fabulous Mrs Hellgren

Everybody was afraid of her. Just the sight of her on the balcony, shaking her fist at kids who dared play soccer on her lawn – technically, the lawn of the entire apartment building, but who’s to argue with Mrs Hellgren – and making sure no garbage was ever left sticking out of the garbage cans.

This is what the keys looked like back then

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