In the blue corner, 95 centimeters, weighing 14.5 kilograms, at three years and 40 days we have Hilda who read this sign at a store yesterday.

Or at least the top part of it. She said, “Mother dear” – no, not really, but wouldn’t it be great? – “the signs says ‘stop’.”

And as you can see, it sure does. So the girl can read at 3, tying the family record. That’s what you get for doing everything your big brother does – if your big brother is the self-proclaimed “Reader Boy”.