Dec 3: Do They Know It’s Christmas 

Thursday, December 19, 2021
With the candy shelves stacked and the popcorn machine ready to go, I had a few hours to kill before I had to be in that gray suit that would turn me into Neal Page from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. 

Sara had been quiet for a few days. She was down because her parents had told her they were going to spend Christmas at the winter house they had bought in Spain.  Her brother had divorced and was also going to spend the holidays out of the country, “probably Thailand,” Sara told me. 

She put on a brave face, as always, and told me how much fun it’d be to have a scalde down Christmas with just me and Einstein. 

“Except, that of course, your parents are here. And now Tina’s coming, too,” she said. 

Continue reading

Luukku 2: We Are Family

Torstai, 19.12.2021
Muutama vuosi sitten junaan oli hypännyt jojosta innostunut pikkutyttö, mutta nyt sieltä laskeutui rikkinäisiin farkkuihin ja turkkiin pukeutunut nuori nainen. Huomasin Sofian nähneen minut, mutta kun hän vain kohensi korvakuulokkeitaan, pidin käteni visusti taskuissani ja odotin, kunnes hän seisoi aivan edessäni. En halunnut olla mikään nolo eno. 

Sofia nosti korvakuulokkensa päänsä päälle niin, että ne näyttivät Mikki Hiiren korvilta. 

– Moi. Tässä sitä nyt ollaan, hän sanoi. 

– Tervetuloa. Miten matka meni? Hieno turkki!

– Ihan OK. Turkki on tietenkin feikki. Mä olen vegaani. Täälläkään ei sitten ollut lunta, Sofia sanoi, kun ylitimme kadun ja talsimme kohti Kumpunotkon keskustaa. – Surkeeta. 

– Niin on. 

Continue reading

Dec 2: We Are Family

Thursday, December 19, 2021
The little girl who had skipped to the train station on her first trip up to Kumpunotko to meet me now looked like a young adult in her ripped jeans and a fur coat. I could tell she had seen me standing outside the station building, but when she just adjusted her earphones I kept my hands in my pockets and waited for her to be right in front of me. I didn’t want to embarrass her.

Sofie lifted her earphones and placed them on top of her head so that they reminded me of Mickey Mouse’s ears. 

“Hi, Uncle Peter. Well, here I am,” she said. 

Continue reading

Luukku 1: Hello Again

Torstai, 19.12.2021
Olin huonolla tuulella. Jouluun oli vajaa viikko eikä lumesta ollut tietoakaan. Kun minä olin pikkupoika, Kumpunotkon talvet olivat kylmiä ja valkoisia, mikä näin jälkikäteen ajateltuna oli upeaa, vaikka aina ei ollutkaan hauskaa polkea Kulkurilla vastatuuleen joenvartta, hampaat kalisten. Silloin en uskaltanut edes räpytellä silmiäni, sillä ne olisivat voineet jäätyä kiinni. 

Nyt halusin ummistaa silmäni, että ei olisi tarvinnut nähdä sitä harmautta, joka peitti koko kaupungin. Toisaalta, tapaamiseni Jenniferin kanssa toivat elämääni vilauksen auringonpaistetta, eivätkä tämänpäiväiset treffit olleet poikkeus. En tosin itse kutsunut niitä koskaan treffeiksi, kuten Saara. Hän vitsaili … mutta totta toinen puoli. Ei hänen tosin tarvinnut olla huolissaan. Jennifer ja minä olimme ystäviä, erittäin hyviä ystäviä, ja sellaisina halusimme pysyäkin. 

Odotin Kumpunotkon hienoimman kahvilan ulkopuolella ja tarkistin ajan torin päädyssä olevan pankkitalon suuresta kellosta. Kun se oli 12.02, menin sisään ja varasin meille pöydän. Jennifer oli aina myöhässä, mutta en koskaan mennyt sisään ennen sovittua aikaa. 

Continue reading

Dec 1: Hello Again

Thursday, December 19, 2021
I was in a lousy mood. It was December 19 and there was no snow. When I was a kid, the Kumpunotko winters were cold and white which, in hindsight, was nice, even if I didn’t always appreciate it when I rode my Crescent against the wind by the river, teeth chattering, afraid to blink because my eyes might freeze shut. 

Now I wanted to close my eyes to get a break from the grayness that embraced our little town. Then again, my meetings with Jennifer did bring some sunshine into my life and today’s date wasn’t an exception. I never called them dates, Sara did, always jokingly but … you know. She didn’t need to worry about me, though. Jennifer and I were friends, dear friends, and that’s the way we both wanted it to be. 

I waited outside the fancy coffeeshop for a while, and checked the time on the big clock at the end of the market square. When it was 12:02, I went inside to get us a table. Jennifer was always late, but every time we met, I always waited outside until the agreed time. 

Continue reading

Risto reads – the archives

“Jonesy,” by John Buccigross and Keith Jones.
An inspiring and funny story of an improbable career in the NHL. A testament to the toughness of the NHL, and the NHLers.
Risto rating: R R R

“King of Russia,” by Dave King, Eric Duhatschek
Dave King’s diary of his first year coaching Magnitogorsk Metallurg in the Russian Super League. The cultural shocks, the language barriers, the mystery shots and vitamins, it’s all in there. Great read.
Risto rating: R R R R R

“Who stole the funny,” by Robby Benson
Halfway through the book, I was asking the same thing. Some good quips, and ideas, maybe some of the work better for somebody in the industry. Risto rating: R R

“Saved,” by Jack Falla
I really loved Home Ice by Falla, so I had high expectations about this one. Unfortunately, I was disappointed. Shallow characters, phoney dialogue. Really a shame, because bits of the book are brilliant writing.
Risto rating: R R R r

The Best American Sports Writing 2007
These are always good. Need inspiration? Read this.
Risto rating: R R R R R

“The Gang That Wouldn’t Write Straight: Wolfe, Thompson, Didion, Capote, and the New Journalism Revolution,” by Marc Weingarten
A great journey through the history of new journalism, and creative non-fiction. It’s a thrilling story, and a captivating lesson on the craft.
Risto rating: R R R R R

The Understudy, by David Nicholls
A story about an actor and a wanna-be star who gets tangled up in a triangle drama that also gets him his break. Funny and British. Heh.
Risto rating: R R R r

Rebel League, by Ed Willes
The story of the original World Hockey Association, and what a story. I laughed, I cried – but mostly I laughed. I truly couldn’t put this book down. Risto rating: R R R R R

Gretzky to Lemieux (the story of the 1987 Canada Cup), by Ed Willes
The same storyteller, but a different story. Again, Willes spins the yarn of “the greatest game ever played” with a warm and funny voice that takes you straight back to 1987, The Era of The Mullets.
Risto rating: R R R R r

Sinuhe The Egyptian by Mika Waltari
A must-read for all Finns, and those who want to be Finns (or Egyptians), and those who just want to read an epic book. Waltari moves you in every possible way: time, space, and you know, emotionally.
Risto rating: R R R R

Open Ice: Reflections and Confessions of a Hockey Lifer by Jack Falla
After “Saved”, Falla returned to beautiful essays, and I’m happy he did. Falla heard the clock ticking, and several of the essays, maybe all, have a sense of him entering the third period in his life. Only, he didn’t know he had eight seconds remaining. Jack Falla died in September 2008 but we have this beautiful collection of hockey stories to remember him by.
Risto rating: R R R R R

The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz
It took me about 100 pages to get into the world, but then I coudn’t let go. Diaz tells several stories in one, and tells them in a style that’s just … cool.
Risto rating. R R R R

Born To Run by Chris McDougall
Couldn’t put it down, but once I had to, when I came to the end, I went for a run. Today, I ran barefoot. Excellent book about running, a running tribe, and the colorful personalities in the ultradistance running community.
Risto rating: R R R R r

Dispatches from the Sporting Life by Mordecai Richler
Very funny stories by Canadian author. Richler’s stories cover a lot of ground, ranging from boxing to golf to hockey, from the 1960s to the early 1990s.
Risto rating: R R R R R

Ford Country: stories by John Grisham
Half-baked story ideas instead of short stories with a point. Too bad. I like Grisham. A couple of great stories do not a book make.
Risto rating: R R r

Just One More Thing by Peter Falk
One of the best memoirs I have ever read. Of course, I am a huge fan of Columbo, and Peter Falk. Not his life story, simply stories from his life.
Risto rating: R R R R R

Dud Avocado by Elaine Dundy
Found and recommended by Wife, who’s judgment never fails. Amusing story of a young woman in Paris. Adventure and funny lines and descriptions.
Risto rating: R R R R

Stone’s Fall by Iain Pears
Dan Brown on steroids. Or, at least a fascinating story, a conspiracy, a detective novel written in beautiful prose.
Risto rating: R R R R R

The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown
Well, it’s a pageturner. And yes, the story is pretty exciting, at least exciting enough to make you forgive Brown his silly descriptions of Langdon’s past lectures. But not the way he uses italics. Really. What’s next, Comic Sans?
Risto rating: R R R r

Among the Thugs by Bill Buford
Buford spent eight years, on and off, with British football hooligans, to write the book. Football hooligans probably liked football, too, but nothing compares to the kick they got from fighting. A good read that will stay with you.
Risto rating: R R R R

Magic by William Goldman
Goldman is a genius.
Risto rating: R R R R R

Fooling Houdini by Alex Stone
Interesting book about magic, or what hard work magic is. Two parts science, one part personal story.
Risto rating: R R R r

The Fear Index by Richard Harris
I liked Ghost better, this one seemed a little off. Exciting build-up, but left me a little cold.

By Risto

Joukkue vailla vertaa: An oral history of Finland’s 1995 hockey world championship team. Order here. (2005)

Off the Post: Hockey stories from across the world. A collection of Risto’s posts on nhl.com. On Amazon. (2007)

This is Russia: Life in the KHL – Doctors, bazas, and millions of airmiles. Co-authored Bernd Brückler’s memoir of his three seasons in the KHL. On Amazon. (2013)

Covered.

Story archives

Selected samples of stuff that I’ve done over the years.
Suomeksi listan alapäässä.

Profiles:

Hockey:
Henrik Lundqvist, NY Rangers goalie (Scanorama)
Jarmo Kekäläinen, St. Louis Blues assistant GM (Profile)
Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals star (The Sporting News)

Other profiles:
Tony Buzan, creator of the mindmap (Profile)
Roger Talermo, CEO of Amers Sports (Profile)
Nisse Häggblom, boat and water sports enthusiast

Other:
Sports tech (Ericsson’s On)
Ed Belfour arrives in Sweden (ESPN)

Suomeksi:
Sapattivapaa (Ekonomi)
Henkinen valmennus (Jääkiekkolehti)
Kolumni penkkiurheilusta Veikkauksen “X”
Kirsi Salo (Ekonomi)
Antti Törmänen (Ekonomi)
Missä Peppi Pitkätossu asuu? (Merelle)